i really think i'm nuts

yeah, I am.

Her name is Samantha Quinteesha Barkersfield

I think I might have to take her back to the lady I got her from.

I don't think I'll be home often enough. My usual day is 10 hours away from home. What with her thimble sized bladder, she needs to be out every 6 to 8 hours.

We'll see.